patrick e. mclean

copywriter • author • raconteur

How to Succeed in Evil in a nutshell.

Okay, boys, this is the week we knock over the barn.
Uh boss? Why a barn again?
Because that’s where the blue bag is, you idiot. Remember: everyone wear suits, so we’ll stand out in a rural setting. Then we’ll meet up right under the big metal grain chute.

And there it is, “Why a barn again?”  The [...]

Going all Old Testament on the Language

Judges 12:6 Then said they unto him, Say now Shibboleth: and he said Sibboleth: for he could not frame to pronounce [it] right. Then they took him, and slew him at the passages of Jordan: and there fell at that time of the Ephraimites forty and two thousand.
This is the oldest example that I [...]

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