patrick e. mclean

copywriter • author • raconteur

Shameless Self Promotion

Nothing but promos this week.

How to Succeed in Evil #8

A contingency plan for Topper.

Death of a Dishwasher, Part II

A pep talk for the dead.

Death of a Dishwasher, Part I

Every man dies. But not every man works as a dishwasher.

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